Thursday, March 19, 2009
the best little eugoogalizer ~ IM with Kath
Part of the humor here lies in the delay in response...
KL: did D or I tell you about the memorial service he's holding for his virtual monkey?
KL: omg - it is sooooo funny.
KL: So, he bought a monkey on maple story for $5 (plus an elvis wig for the monkey to wear).
KL: followed him around in Maple Story, but would expire after 3 months.
KL: Well, it expires next week.
LP: $5 for a VIRTUAL monkey? wth?!
LP: so he's planning a memorial b/4 it happens?!
LP: too funny!
KL: so, on his own, he invited all his little friends to a memorial service for his monkey.
KL: i know - isn't that a rip off!
LP: still laughing!
KL: Anyway, he already told me what he's going to say - a eulogy.
KL: “Here lies my monkey. If he had lived, I would have named him Phil.”
LP: a "eu ghoul a gee!"
KL: “He was a good monkey. He always peed with I told him to.”
KL: I know!!
KL: sorry to make you snort!
KL: Oh, I was dying when he told me
KL: trying to keep a straight face cuz he was sooo serious.
LP: crying now.
KL: he invited some kid in australia that he plays with on-line and a friend from school
KL: Bob asked if you could make the monkey throw poop and D said unfortunately no, but that would be soooo cool.
KL: I guess you could send it outside to pee
KL: oh, deep breath!
LP: OMG!!! practically "peeing" my pants!
LP: they already think I'm strange around here!
KL: I know - I had to turn away from him as I was driving - thought I'd crash into a parked car!
LP: I've seen the gorillas at the San Diego Zoo throw poop! Oh, the wild animal park
KL: I know!
LP: these orangutans were having sex the last time.
KL: you think a virtual monkey would too!
KL: for 5 bucks at least
LP: have sex?
LP: for $5 bucks
KL: the oldest monkey profession.
LP: that's cheap!
KL: besides turning an organ crank.
LP: lololol...aaaahhhhh, hee hee hee!!!
KL: oh - that didn't come out right
We dissolved into hysterics after I called Kath on the phone and I told her this story!!!
Laughter is Awesome!!!
~ photo from How To blog