I just got home from the luncheon, and lo and behold was my neighbor, pacing in the carport area, talking VERY LOUDLY on his cell phone, in his FREAKING UNDERWEAR.
First of all, dude, I don't want to hear your conversation. Second of all, I DO NOT and I repeate DO NOT, want to see your hairy body in your seriously worn out, see-thru, white boxer shorts. Go in the house!!!
I was so tempted to take a picture and post it here since dude obviously has no problem being exposed to the public, but I couldn't do it surreptitiously. In the end, I should have done it, because I doubt he would care anyway.
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He probably would have been flattered, don't you think? Anyone who would stand out there like that must be rather up himself (or whatever the correct American slang is).
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Oh.
My.
God.
You sooo should have taken a photo. He never would ahve noticed you b/c he was so into himself.
And we would have laughed and laughed!
Oh, next time you owe us a photo so we can complete the mental picture.
All I gotta say is, "Look away, Phinner. Look away from the man in his boxers."
I did, I did look away, but I fear that I am scarred for life!
Eeew!
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